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Pick-Up Line Starters

" Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "
" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "
" I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "
" Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "
" Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "
" Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
" Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "
" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "
" Is stalking still cute? "
" If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. "
" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? "
" Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. "
" Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? "
" Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "
" Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! "
" If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents. "
" Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. "
" Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection. "
" Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? "
" One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. "
" Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? "
" You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. "
" I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? "
" Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. "
" I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. "
" Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? "
" Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. "
" Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. "
" I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. "
" If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "
" I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? "
" That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them? "
" Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! "
" Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. "
" Lets do it Adam and Eve style, behind some bushes. "
" Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. "
" The skies are pale compared to the color of your eyes. "
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